Do you want the latest most effective skin care
product?
Do you want to look and feel 15 years younger in about an hour?
Do you want to, finally, appear sexy?
Does your epidermal layer
poop out at the club due to facial jet lag, over-exposure and domestic stress?
Kitchen pantry organizational issues got you squinting out new crows feet?
Domestic helper language barriers got you pulling out hair and stretching those
facial muscles a bit too tight?
Well, get your liposuctioned ass off
Melrose Ave and back down home to Fashion Island!
A revolutionary new
exfoliation product is sweeping the Fashion Island terrain—
Feline
Exfoliation!
That's right—a loving, handsome 12 lb. Maine Coon with
sizzling golden bedroom eyes and chocolate tufted paws with a beautifully
appointed sexy silken coat is ready to exfoliate that wear and tear right now.
Come join us at Fashion Island tomorrow afteroon at 4PM for a
demonstration. Prices range from a quickie $20 5-minute-pop to our more
luxurious Ladera-lick at $250 for a 1 hour session - complete with fuzzy tail
swipe and starry eyed gaze. You'll not only look and feel years younger - you'll
truly be desired.
Our kiosk will be located outside
Newport Children's Bootery tomorrow afteroon at 4PM . Come on down and enjoy a good
licking while your precious little ones are being fitted for that exorbitantly
priced pair of designer footwear.
Don't let those high-priced spa's fool
you; you're a Newport Beach Debutante deserving of the best dermal posterior
licking on earth. Show those Cota duh Caza you-know-what's what up! For more
information please contact meow now!
Discounts may be available
Trust fund limit this
month? The Jag back in the shop again? Hubby finally put a damper on the
spending account? Just can't resist that face? Just mention you flagged my post,
and get a FREE session. Limit one flagging/session per person.
- Location: Bourgie Beach
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: no pay