a super-special promise that I ~*WILL*~ get going on my MSN/Slate/Fray CB duties when I make my 3 a.m usual patrol~!~ NO REALLY, I mean it JD~!~!~!.--



From the Desk of loriboo -- 


Well, been busybusybusy today~ *ouch*, sorry hang,nail got caught on my telephone extention cord~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!


JD,serious busines at hand,emails are once again,secrure.ly in your email inbox,check,but until then,not to slosh off my duties as Im completely,aware that things are bad now but I wrote U a song,duties to ~~follow~~

~~ Join With Me Now ~~  Woo Hooo 

The posters here at CB land they say are mighty whacked ~~ 'cause every time I log in I only get attacked ~~ 

Oh gee Mom I wanna post in CB now -- gee Mom I wanna post~!~ (where do you wanna post?), Gee Mom I wanna post in CB land~~  

The bitch slap posse in here they say is gonna fall~ 'Cause when I get to feeling hurt - I simply ~*~ place a call ~*~*  Oh gee Mom I wanna post in CB now -- gee Mom I wanna post~!~ (where do you wanna post?), Gee Mom I wanna post in CB land~~  

My friends right hear in CB land they say are mighty fine~!~!~ Just ask my bestest Toddy -- He'll bitch and then malign~  Oh gee Mom I wanna post in CB now -- gee Mom I wanna post~!~ (where do you wanna post?), Gee Mom I wanna post in CB land~~ 

Well~~~~~~~~~~~** Sorry, but I've been busybusybusy writing this ~pome~ so my CB land Duties have been put off tonight~~~~ But I will be a good, GOOD ~*~ LITTLE GIRL ~*~ tonight, and return to my ~duties ~  LOVE YA ~~~~~ loriboo ~~~ Oh, but if you're GYPSY, LILLITH or VIX, or RAIN it's not ~LOVE YA~, it's *HATE YOU*.  I always feel like I need to preface this because I know how jealous you bitchazzz all are of me and to allow any of you to think I like you **EW EW EW EW EW EW EW*~ would be the last thing I would ever want because it's not like you're all not obsessined enough with ~* me *~ as it is -- and lesbians really, really aren't my thing... I mean, it's okie dokie if YOU want your trap door to swing that way (OH, and before one of you bitches jumps my train, being in JAIL and having to be someone's BITCH is not the same as being a real lesbian~)  but I don't swing that way; Baby Daddy and me are ~happy heterosexual couple girls~ HA HA HA on you, because this means that I am NOT available to any of you, well except to Todd~

Anyway JD, as I was saying I have been a bit pre-occupied of late as I have been shuffling letters and phone calls back and forth to Lillith's (hopefully soon to be, former) employer, and so my CB Patrol duties have fallen way below par - you can expect me to be right, right on it though, tomorrow night.  It will be a ~no-nonsense~ night here at everyone's favorite political BBS.


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From the ~Desk~ of ~*~* loriboo *~*~


Well JDConno,,,Ooops, I did ~ it ~ again~ and forgot to do my duties; but listen, those bitches Gypsy and RAIN are starting to wear down the qaulity of this BBS to nothing but sludge~!~*  All's been quite quiet here in CB ~land~ now that you're pulling and ~*~ deleting *~* those lesbian's posts~  Ooooooh, that Gypsy, what a freak?~? Freaky freaky freaky deeeky deeky freaky, OOooooooooooooooooooo~!~!~! Anywho, yes, I have kept in close touch with Lillith's employer and plan to have her terminated shortly~!~!~! THAT will teach anyone to outdo ME~ in a public BBS board~!~! Yep, yes'm, do I declare~  It's high time lesbians go down, but not on EACH OTHER THIS TIME~!~!~! Bwahahahahahahahahaha~!~!~!~!

Oh and listen:


You'll notice I'm using the asterisk now. One tilde, then one asterisk. That's two tildes and two asterisks, per side and a space inbetween the asterisk and the "l", and then a space inbetween the "o" and the first asterisk.

Why, you might asterisk yourself? ~*~ Because I can *~*~!~!~!~!~!~

THAT, will teach those bitches to try posing ME. THATs RIGHT Try posing me NOW~

~*~* loriboo *~*~

LOVE YA, but NOT if you're ANY of those four "C****". Nope, not if you're those . . Uh uh. Nope~!~!~!

On a different ~ *~ *~ note ~*~*  I am leaving on a one day excursion to see Bushemella and her Dancing Poodles of Democracy down at the Shemale Emporium and Anti-Bush Headqaurters~  Baby Daddy and me is taking Baby Boo Boo as well, because and ~!YES!~ before you cite me for being a bad parent, they have childcare services~!~!~ So there. :P

Oh, and anywho, must run to have my ~* nails *~ done now~!~!

Will do my usual 3AM CB Land Patrol duties ~as planned~

LOVE YA, but not if you're GYPSY or RAIN, ew ew ew ew ~*~ lesbian alert ~*~*

Love always to your face with a giant slingblade in UR back when I don't get my way then it's HATE YA ~*~
~*~* loriboo *~*~